They Turn Me On When They Take It Off

That's right kids, your Minnesota Vikings are celebrating fifty years of football existence by going topless.  Considering most of the Vikings' existence has been erratic and poorly thought out, this seems about right.  Ladies and gents, a big round of applause for your Minnesota Vikings.

Chances are, this game won't be about the Vikings, though.  If the juggernaut known as the New England Patriots can knock off the Green Bay Packers Sunday night, the Chicago Bears would be in position to take the NFC North division title with a win over the Vikings.  Keeping in mind that the Patriots are tearing up the league's best defenses at a break neck pace and the Packers are likely to be with out starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers, it's likely the Bears will be playing for the division title.  However this is the NFL and nothing should be assumed.

Either way, this is a huge game for the Bears playoff chances.  If the Bears win they would enter the final game of the season against the Packers with zero division losses (Green Bay will have two) and the Packers would need the Bears to lose to the New York Jets next week to control their own destiny, should they beat New England and the New York Giants.

The Vikings once again found out the hard way that using a garbage bag for a roof isn't the greatest idea, and due to the Metrodome's collapsed roof, Monday night's game will be held at the University of Minnesota's TCF Bank Stadium.  Logistical nightmare anyone?  TCF seats roughly 15,000 fewer fans and 2,000 of the capacity is standing room only.  After being forced to host the Giants in Detroit last week, the Vikings did not want to lose another home game, especially with their celebration planned.  As a Big 10 university stadium, TCF does not serve alcohol, thus has no beer taps and out of respect for this policy packaged beer will not be served.  Game time temperatures are expected to be in the 0 to <0 range.  I'm not sure I'd want to be the one to tell 50,000 norsicles they can't have beer.  Several players have expressed concern about playing on a surface that doesn't use heating coils to help keep the field thaw.  The plan is to use a system of heaters and tarps to keep the field safe.  Personally I think this is a great and unique opportunity for the Vikings to do what they should do and play football outdoors.

Also of concern to the Vikings is that because of injury they will most likely be starting rookie third string quarterback Joe Webb.  This would be the third time this season the Bears have gone up against a team's third string quarterback (@ Miami, @ Detroit), the Bears have won the previous two opportunities.  Normally the outdoor setting would be a huge advantage to the outdoor playing Bears facing the indoor playing Vikings (the Vikings are just 1-8 in their last nine trips to Soldier Field), but this Bears team is built for speed and if the footing is less than ideal that could actually help the Vikings.  The Bears defense hasn't forced a turnover in the past two games, surprising because the Bears are one of the best in the league at turning the ball over.  It's probable this streak will end.

The Vikings will have their usual compliment of explosive players on hand, but this is a team the Bears roughed up in Chicago when Brett Favre was the quarterback and as the temperatures drop the hapless Vikings could start thinking about off season vacations in Cozumel, especially if the Bears can get up on the scoreboard early.

Prediction:  Division Champion Bears 20, Vikings 10

Initiate Dream Sequence

If you are any kind of fan of the NFL you are surely aware of the huge Sunday show down between the Chicago Bears and New England Patriots.  Now there were AFC teams that created bigger preseason  buzz than the Patriots, but they have stayed the course, surprised a lot of people and deserve to be where they are heading in to this game.  That being said, it's hard to see a scenario where this scrappy bunch knocks off the juggernaut known as the Monsters Of The Midway.

The biggest issue for New England with be how they deal with the Bears terrifying defense.  The passing game will receive little support from their unheralded running backs, so it could be a long day for quarterback Steve Grogan and a huge day for Bears defensive end Richard Dent.  As always the Bears defense will be forcing turnovers and you never want to rule out a safety.  If New England is to have any offensive success in this game it may come from getting the ball to their exciting young wide receiver Irving Fryar.

The match ups don't get much better for the Patriots when the Bears have the ball.  A talented linebacking corps led by Andre Tippett could limit the damage done by Bears running back Walter Payton, but the Bears over all running attack should be just fine and produce multiple scores.  The Bears passing attack is no slouch either, quarterback Jim McMahon and receiver Willie Gault can be a handful, especially in big games.

All in all, the Bears team is one of destiny.
Official Prediction:  Bears 46, Patriots 10

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Ugh, where am I?  I better find my rotary phone and call for help.

The fact of the matter is, kids, that since the Bears historic beat down of the Patriots in Super Bowl XX, the Patriots are 5-1 vs Chicago, including a pair of late season wins at Soldier Field in seasons (1994, 2006) that both teams made the playoffs.

The Bears currently hold the second longest winning streak in the NFL at five games, but New England is coming off a thrashing of the New York Jets and their highly regarded defense.  The Bears will have the home crowd and the weather is expected to be of the nasty cold and windy variety on Sunday, but this isn't the Atlanta Falcons coming to Chicago.  The Patriots play outdoors, in weather similar to that of the mighty Midwest and have already won a November game at Pittsburgh.

Official Updated (2010) Prediction:  Patriots 27, Bears 20

Number 2 In The Standings, Number 10 In Our Hearts

Anybody that knows me, knows I love to mock the Chicago Cubs (and there is much to mock).  A favorite target of my buffoonery was the overly emotional, often misspoken radio color commentator Ron Santo.  But unlike my criticisms of the various ass clowns that inhabit the bleachers (or left field) at Wrigley Field, my teasing of Santo the kind reserved for good friends and loved ones.

I'm too young to remember Santo as a player, I don't like the Cubs and didn't think he was a good broadcaster.  What struck me about Ron was the way Cubs fans connected with him.  You may find it hard to believe, but some of my favorite people are Cubs fans and they lived and died (so to speak) with Ronnie.  His pain was their pain when Brant Brown dropped the ball, when Sammy Sosa corked his bat and when "you know who" caught that foul ball.  His laughter was their laughter when he burned his toupee in Shea Stadium.  His joy was their joy when the Cubs won their division.

Looks like it's time to break out This Old Cub.  Good bye Ronnie, you will be missed.  Even by the enemy.

Fade. To. Black.

Detroit Lions wide receiver Nate Burleson has guarenteed (a Roy Williams favorite) the 2-9 Lions will defeat the 8-3 Chicago Bears when the two teams meet at Ford Field in Detroit on Sunday.  Is he familiar with Lions football?  I'm not sure they should guarantee a win over Michigan State.

Something for Nate to take in to consideration is that Chicago has won the last five meetings by a combined score of 165-91.  Also in the Bears last three seasons of consequence (2001, 2005, 2006) the Bears have swept the Lions.  All three seasons the second win has come at Detroit.  Maybe Burleson is drawing some confidence off the teams' first meeting when Chicago survived a late Lions charge with help from a bizarre NFL rule.  That was a different Lions team (two quarterbacks and 9 losses ago) and this is a much improved Bears team.  Also Detroit is great at finding ways to lose, posting a record of 4-39 since the start of the 2007 season.

I don't watch or follow the Lions enough to pretend to break this game down beyond Ndamukong Suh, good, Detroit Lions, bad.  Calvin Johnson, good, Matthew Stafford, hurt (again).  Shaun Hill, hurt, Drew Stanton (he of 49 QB rating), starting quarterback.

Maybe the Lions will heed the call of the Burleson, but the Lions are bad at football and have been for some time.  Since the Lions last playoff appearance in 1999 the rest of the NFC North Division (Bears, Minnesota Vikings, Green Bay Packers) has combined to go to the NFC Championship game four times, with each franchise going at least once.

Fast money:  Bears 34, Lions 10